December 2009
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(319): You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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(479): She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says “I RUN L.A.”. After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling “I RUN FAYETTEVILLE.” I peed in her drink.
Amy Millan - I Will Follow You Into The Dark...
“10% of all Obama items sold on ebay are anti-Obama. And I am sure the other 90%...”
– Stephen Colbert (via splashofcolor)
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(706): I’m on page 4. (678): Im on beer infinity
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“Never memorize something that you can look up.”
– Albert Einstein (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via vinnieinfurs)
“Just because she’s likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your...”
– Rachel Hansen (via 500daysofsummer)
